28 Jun 18:27
11 months ago
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mydrunkkitchen:

“Most inventions start out like this: a lot of people being like ‘That’s not the way it was before’ and other people being like ‘SHUT UP I’M DRUNK.”

NEW MY DRUNK KITCHEN: AMERICAN STRUDEL!

(p.s. Rape is bad. Just in case there was any confusion.)

“Set your timer to FUTURE”

Perfect

  1. swaggerssavoryaventure reblogged this from mydrunkkitchen and added:
    Are you hungry there’s an APP..le for that lmfao!
  2. elizabethactual reblogged this from mydrunkkitchen and added:
    “Sometimes my laughter sounds...crying!” “Hungry? There’s an apple for that.”
  3. bigword-sadword reblogged this from mydrunkkitchen and added:
    APPLES HAVE FEELINGS.
  4. madfairylandshenaningans reblogged this from insecondsflat and added:
    LOL
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    i fucking love her.
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    Lol Lol Lol Lol
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    best My Drunk Kitchen yet. “Long story short, eat whatever apples you want....remember,...
  10. quarterchickendark reblogged this from inbetweenetudes and added:
    Fucking hell I love this. Not only was it hilarious, but also I’ve got a new drink to try!
  11. inbetweenetudes reblogged this from mydrunkkitchen and added:
    Op….he didn’t want to play.
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    I love you Hannah
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    I don’t know what just happened but it made me feel better about touching a sand worm.
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    Taylor Swift-er. I’m done.
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